The act of grasping one's own flaccid penis below the glans and stetching it upwards and laterally toward the right nipple. Usually performed as an insult.
Brad asked me to check out his brand-new belt buckle, but when I looked down, all I could see was a dead chicken. What a punk-ass.
by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006
Get the dead chickenmug. Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
Get the dead watermug. A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, and whom was either particularly:
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse, and has proved to be unadventurous or generally uncooperative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoeuvering(i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)
"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."
by El_Gilbartos April 11, 2006
Get the Dead Rootmug. When you're fucking someone and you pull it and your penis immediately goes flaccid so you cannot continue fucking.
by Pink Gold Peach August 25, 2016
Get the dead batterymug. by Spoderal May 23, 2019
Get the chat deadmug. When you know your wife is wrong and you're right and you argue your point and win. But did you really win?
Friend: "Hey, you look tired today. What's up?"
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
Me: "Wife was wrong about something and we argued about it. I won."
Friend: "Why's that got you lookin' so rough?"
Me: "I was Dead Right and slept on the couch."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
Get the Dead Rightmug. A semi-scarce character type in some stories, anime, manga, or video games. One of these characters' backrounds would be that he served his lord, but died for a cause (e.g. Shaman King's Amidamaru).
These characters technically appear in these stories in their 'deceased' form. This form may be a ghostly body (transparent with a ghost 'tail') Or the body would appear 'demonic' (e.g. Genpei Touma Den's Kagekiyo, who has a demonic-looking face and white skin).
These characters technically appear in these stories in their 'deceased' form. This form may be a ghostly body (transparent with a ghost 'tail') Or the body would appear 'demonic' (e.g. Genpei Touma Den's Kagekiyo, who has a demonic-looking face and white skin).
by Mingnon May 10, 2007
Get the Dead Samuraimug.