Batshitcrazy

adjective:
1. One who has a declined mental state, resulting from over exposure to a cave dwelling environment and/or lifestyle.

2. An altered mental state resulting from the consumption or inhalation of bat feces.

Yeah she could be shy, or she could be a little batshitcrazy.

by chuba May 24, 2006

butter beans

Failure to accomplish a successful bean dip.

Squanto "Hey, buddy! I dare you to go bean dip Tits McGee over there"

McNabb "Alright here I go!"

*attempt to bean dip Tits McGee*
*miss*

McNabb "OH BUTTER BEANS!!!"

by Butter Beans McGee April 26, 2011

batsoup

Petname for the romantic pairing of Superman(Supes) and Batman (Bats) of the DC comics universe.

You can't eat batsoup, but you sure can fangirl it!

by Jiah October 26, 2006

Chinese Love Beads

Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.

man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.

by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005

high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

Bats

bomb ass titties

she's got some bats on her!

by mikehtiger August 4, 2008