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God

I am not Christian. I am gay. My religion is Thicc.

If god actually hates gays I will throw a match next time my parents drag me to church
by HelpMePlease°∆° September 29, 2017
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God

Not one specific being.
God(s) give empowerment, faith, hope, enchantment and togetherness to truly believe that there is a power or powers above our earthly selves.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
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god

God, steve and wayne, two controlling figures that rock everyones world. Everything that we do is envyed by the world. God.. we rock
Steve and Wayne are god, we rule the world. Everyone looks up to how cool and badass we are.
by steve March 2, 2005
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God

someone or something that, in a universal sense, is everything and nothing. a million paradoxes, He or it can represent all that the mind is unable to comprehend, and all it can comprehend. he or it is seen as a father, creator, slavedriver, friend, imaginary being, fate, lifegiver, lifetaker, and much more. Wars are fought in it's name. Kings and rulers have been believed to be it. miracles have been attributed to it. Many people died because of it, or the believed absence of it, and yet so do they live by it and through it and without it. people defy it, ridicule it, curse it, but secretly fear it and pray to it whether they know it or not. Because in a sense everything is everything else, and nothing else. every move is in both God and in something much more mundane. every word is a prayer and a curse, depending on its intention. and so God is there for us if we believe. He isn't there if we don't. but whether he exists or not, does it really change anything here, now?
"God did it.""goddamnit!""this is God's fault.""God isn't real!""god is more real than you can imagine""praise god for this miracle!"

"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him."-Voltaire
by Axle May 21, 2004
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god

a kind being that helps us all ::cough cough it seemed funny::
by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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God

A term that is used for a dirty inconsiderate bastard that thinks he owns everything
God is real, just look it up in the bible and you will see.
by Dontronpuck March 27, 2007
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God

A word alot of people believes in that is used to express disbelieve.
Oh my GOD! You believe in God! You moron!
by Christ Jesus the savour October 8, 2008
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