toilet attendant

A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.

I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!

by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021

toilet gnome

Random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. Probably sniffs the seats too.......

Watch out, the toilet gnome is about!

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

Toilet Trainer

A male protitute who works out of mens rooms.

Being a toilet trainer helped me buy my new Pinto!

by Meghann December 13, 2004

Toilet mascara

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.

I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

by crackajack007 May 6, 2009

21 gun toilet salute

The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.

After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.

by Lovell from UT September 22, 2010

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009