crackajack007's definitions

Toilet mascara

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.

I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

by crackajack007 May 6, 2009

writing a paper

To participate in a massive orgy.

I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.

by crackajack007 March 29, 2009