2 definitions by crackajack007

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.
I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.
by crackajack007 May 6, 2009
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I'm writing a paper dear, so I will be late for our date tonight.
by crackajack007 March 29, 2009
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