Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

daddy status

1.legit.
2.awesome; sick

Recently used in JTHS by random girls basketball players all around. This pharse is legit and very universal so use it whenever, wherever.

"YO YO YO THAT SHIT IS DADDY STATUS YO!"
"That top is daddy status, can i borrow it sometime??"

by oga winters January 17, 2009

Nerd status

When one has reached the highest level of nerdiness. Someone who has all the generic nerd qualities and more. Every single type of nerd, geek, dweeb or reject aspects you can think of all rolled in to one.

Guy 1 " Have you seen what that freak _____ is wearing today?"

Guy 2 " *Jock laugh* Yeah bro hes totally reached nerd status. I had to beat him twice as hard for it! "

Guy 1 " *high five/chest bump* Rofl Waffle!"

by GabbyTheDelinquent August 17, 2011

statustician

One who continuously updates his facebook status

John's a master statustician

by MedicalMatt August 10, 2010

Kite-Status

1. When your high as a kite, you have then reached a status which can only be defined as: kite-status

2. the status of being "high as a kite"

Example

"i'm high as a kite man"

"you mean kite-status right dog?"

by Crazy Jihad July 2, 2009

clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.

"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"

by camie October 5, 2007

Aww Son Times New Biddy Status

The correct statement to say when you're friend gets a new girlfriend, usually attractive.

Friend: "Hey man, I got a new girlfriend!

You: "Is she hot?"

Friend: "Yeah!"

You: "AWW SON TIMES NEW BIDDY STATUS!!!"

by WinSaladGuy December 3, 2010