Pink nunchuck

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet

Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬

by Le on January 26, 2022

Ginger nonce

Josh logue

Josh logue is a ginger nonce

by TheDoobinator March 22, 2022

gay nonce

usually a 6ft tall 13 year old who says they like underage boys

Darnell is a gay nonce.

by p3epee123 April 22, 2022

Reverse-nonce

Anneliese

They are a reverse-nonce

by Terry larkin April 29, 2022

Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 5, 2022

International Nonce Day

Every year at the 14th of May, its international nonce day

Damn its International Nonce Day. Time to fuck a kid -Bayliss aka the nonce

by HEHE EGG MOUTH NOOOMM May 14, 2022

Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

by salder20 May 30, 2022