nounce

Standard greeting, or description.

ADJ: That shits nounce man.
Verb: Nounce that shit.

"Nounce bitches! What's goin on?"

by Dirty Dave Sanchez January 08, 2006

nounce

Verb: nounce, nounced, nouncing, nounces

transitive verb

1 a: to reject an action, object, person, etc
// nounced that email
// nounce an alarm

b: to deny the assumed ownership or responsibility of an action, object, person, etc
// he nounced that alarm
// she nounces the relationship

Antonym - pounce

Mom says "Tami or Ernie, please take out the trash."

"Nounce!" exclaims Tami.

"Ernie, that means you're taking it out. So go," says mom as she points to the trash.

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(Doorbell rings)
"Nounce!"
(Doorbell rings)
"Did you not hear me nounce?!"

"Sorry. I did not. I'll be on my way now."

"Thank you."

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(Jimmy John drops to one knee in front of Laura Lee)

(Laura Lee turns and walks away)

(Jimmy John bursts into tears once he realizes he has been implicitly nounced by Laura Lee)

by Self AKA Kevin June 18, 2019

Nounce

In the UK to have 'Nounce' means to be quick witted, sharp, able to assimilate new skills quickly.

"Peter is stupid; has to have everything repeated, but paul has a bit more nounce.

by melloj July 08, 2014

Nounce

In England we use the word Nouce for a fucking pedo you dickhead

“Hew have you seen that nounce over there”
“Josh Adamson”
“Aye that one”

by Bignig56 November 18, 2018

Nounce

A foolish man who has done something stupid

"Aadil you nounce, why did you freeze shut the thermos!"

by Sydney Grammar's Idiot September 18, 2018

Nounce

When a retard can’t pronounce nonce

“Hello peter you nounce”

by Manlikecroy October 26, 2018

Nounce

A nounce is a Brendan Walker

That person is a proper nounce

by Im not a nounce August 04, 2023