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Like when a pregnant women had "fake" " braxton hicks" contractions near her due date. Braxton shits is the cramps you get When the turd is on its way
Mate!! Why you stopped?? We gonna miss the bus!!!

"Braxton shits mate"

*stands upright, clenching buttocks for a min*

"Done! Let's go!!"
by Le on December 13, 2019
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When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else
Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there
by Le on December 13, 2019
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