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From The Kevin Bishop Show:
Policeman:What have you done with Goldilocks?
Bear: Fuck it run!
Policeman:You Nunce! Get em' boys!
by g dot glitta July 25, 2009
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(As seen in Lock, Stock and 2 smoking barrels)

Barry: Hello my boy, fancy a lolly?

Little Chris: Piss of ya Nunce!!!
by Tom-E September 17, 2006
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Noun: what you say when trying to recount when an event occurred, only to realise that it never actually has. Much like once, twice or thrice, but meaning never, or zero times.
A: "How many times do I have to tell you to slow down before I kick your ass?"
B: "... Nunce."
by stepharoonie June 13, 2007
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A Nun Nonce, a naughty Nun who likes little boys, oh i say i say.
i was molested by a Nunce when i was 13 at a private boarding school.
by Boris the bastard January 03, 2008
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a naughty nun who takes the boys into the van for sum lollies, but only the russian little boys
u bastard nunce u raped me child
by yaboiskinnypeepee March 29, 2018
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