NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!
Person 1: wanna play minecraft
Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)
Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)
by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019
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person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!
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Whilst searching for pornagraphic material in preperation for a worth while masturbation session, one clicks upon a site described as 'blonde gets gangbanged by three well hung men'. Once clicked upon said website reveals itself to be an old granny being set upon by three midgets. This instantly kills the mood (for any well adjusted person) and is known as hitting a 'wank mine'.
Searching for porn and finding out the 'beautiful blonde with big naturals' is in fact your mother. My friend, you have just encountered a 'wank mine'.
by renegade2598 May 27, 2010
Get the wank mine mug.Its Hatsune Miku. Stop saying that its Philza you fucking dream stans. Its not fucking funny. Let us have this one joke.
Curious person: "Hey whos is the creator of minecraft again? I forgot"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
Dream stan: "Oh its Phi-"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up, nobody likes your bitch ass minecraft YouTubers. You guys are fucking pathetic and don't deserve access to the internet. Imagine making a fake sexuality and a fake gender that mock LGBTQ+ people based off some green screen bitch even tho that same bastard and his stupid friends are queer themselves. The people you look up to have zero talent, all they do is scream into their microphones every 5 seconds, and you sick fucks find that entertaining. "Oh but i enjoy the storyline!" no you don't, its trash. Go read a fucking book. Even an Ikea instruction paper is more interesing to look at. And i know damn well that you're faking at least 3 disorders. Which ones, hm? Autism, PTSD, BPD, ADHD, ADD, probably all of them and more. You're a dissapointment to humanity. You guys are just as bad as Jelly Bean. Be thankful i don't want to waste more of my lifetime roasting you, i have better things to do"
Cursious person: ".....so who is it?"
Literally anyone with a brain: "Its Hatsune Miku. Not Philza. Look it up"
by imfuckingtired August 17, 2022
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Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts
And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3
Heck I saw a enderman in a cave also you can craft tons of things and mine for diamonds Stampylongnose makes minecraft videos and has alot of subscribers
There is the nether with pigmen,blazes,magma cubes and ghasts
And the end with the ENDER dragon also there is herobrine only in Xbox and ps3
Notch: I finally made minecraft!!!!!
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either
Herobrine: it dosent make since you put pigmen in minecraft pocket edition BUT NO NETHER
notch: u r not in it either
by Object show July 16, 2014
Get the Minecraft mug.Boy 1: you should play minecraft with me and dani! It's awesome.
Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
Boy 2: nah you've caught the minecraft mind virus.
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