mexican chicken finger 

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.

"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."

mexican chicken finger by Nick June 11, 2006

mexican wedding 

A cocktail:
one cup champagne with a shot glass of gold tequila dropped in

Scott dropped a shot of tequila into his champagne and chugged the Mexican wedding.

mexican wedding by jojowasaman February 7, 2009

Mexican Pie 

When a guy shits on his bed then proceeds to jerk off and ejaculate onto the pile of shit.

Some girl asked me to put a Mexican Pie on her bed, but I couldn't rub one off because the stank of my shit kept me from jizzing.

Mexican Pie by Tom Bergeron The Second September 20, 2010

Mexican Fiesta 

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR IN A HOTEL:
When a bottle of Tabasco is poured into one's ass by surprise. The recipient does the fabled Mexican Screech.

I could tell there was a Mexican Fiesta upstairs because of the sound of thumping and Mexican Screeching Coming from above.

Mexican Fiesta by SnitchSnatchPattsy'sAss December 11, 2011

Mexican Shower 

When you don't have enough time for a shower and you just use deoderant to cover the smell.

Daniel: Man i as in such a hurry this morning so i just had a Mexican shower

Mexican Shower by Icle Spillane November 13, 2009

mexican cereal 

Corn chip fragments mixed with salsa eaten with a spoon.

When life throws you nothing but the bottom of a bag of corn chips and some salsa, make mexican cereal!

mexican cereal by Mark Shackelford August 6, 2007

Mexican Election 

who controls the computer system wins election.

Yo dude, U never know the winner! mexican election hombre pulls plug...
mexican federales take him to Guadalupe canyon mexican election just like norte americanos.

Mexican Election by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006