happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003

happiness

a sensation derived from the secretion of endorphins. It can be acheived naturally (exercise, sex, blah blah blah) or artificialy (drugs)

he he he i said penis

by sypher December 22, 2003

So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 20, 2010

Ass happy

To like butt sex

gay people are ass happy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

trail of happiness

The dark, vertical hairline found on the torso of males, but sometimes females, below the belly button that leads straight to the fun bits.

Homygawd, this beach hottie's board shorts were so low that I got a look at his trail of happiness.

by hotboxin November 29, 2005

Happy Monkey

Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.

The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!

by Mr. Gruff December 22, 2008

happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004