Hungry Crotch 

To describe how pants look when there are holes and tears near the crotch of your pants. Looks like an animal ate it, but it was your crotch instead! Muahahaha! It happens when your legs touch and rub when you walk.

I lost my favorite jeans to hungry crotch.

Hungry Crotch by MisterNeologe December 17, 2008

Cactus Crotch 

The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.

I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.

Cactus Crotch by Myagooshki March 7, 2011

the owls crotch 

1. Something that is rare or never before seen.

2. Arguably better then the bees knees

Dude! That car is the owls crotch!

Her sex was the owls crotch

the owls crotch by Cblantooo March 4, 2017

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) 

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) by FenCor December 26, 2011

fire crotch

someone who has red pubic hair

she has a fire crotch

fire crotch by Donny C April 26, 2006

Cabbage Crotch 

The dank, mungy smell of ones ass crack after a day of partying in the heat. Usually occurs when attending county fairs, festivals and outdoor concerts. The smell is reminiscent of sauerkraut and/or pickled onions.

After walking around the county fair all day and getting hammered at the beer tent, George went home and immediately showered as he overwhelmingly smelled of cabbage crotch.

Cabbage Crotch by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015