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Cranking 

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.
John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.
Cranking by BSF0708 April 2, 2008
Related Words

Cranky Ass 

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.
I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.
Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003
Invented in Mr. Kane's Geometry class around the beginning of 2005 by Michael Phan (asian), and Cameron Mike (black). When the two were arguing, Michael mocked Cameron and called him a chank, because when Cameron says chink with his Koramo like voice, it sounds like chank. Just one year later the word was widely used throughout Fremont CA, and is still spreading. The #1 victim of this word is Michael and Cameron's friend, Luc Mai. This word is mostly used to make fun of asians, but now anyone can be called a chank.
Luc you chank, put your shirt back on.

Shut up chanker stanker!

Get your chank ass out of here.
chank by The Bay Area 510 October 3, 2006

Cankerblossom 

Once heard at a Mid-Summer Night's Dream, it has become my favorite word. In modern times it can be interpreted as a herpes sore. Not a very pleasant sight.
That cankerblossom on her lip told me that she got around.
Also:
Shne was b eing such a Cankerblossom last week when she slept with that one kid at a party.
Cankerblossom by Olathe North March 1, 2009
Contrary to popular belief, you don't really have to be fat to have cankles (though they are cute on chubbish girls), you just have to have boringly straight legs with no middleman, that is, no tapering between the calf and the heel. Looks less severe on skinny folk.
Alternate spelling: Kankle
Fat hasn't caused my cankle problem, I just have straight and boring legs.
Cankle by SirOnThePhoneALot April 10, 2009
When the calves and ankles of a person's feet merge into a straight line with no distinction of which is which.
Fat people usually have cankles, but it can also occur with anyone.
(This is not to be confused with someone having thick ankles. If someone has thick ankles they still have a curve in their leg, but with cankles, the front view of their foot is completely straight.)
Look at that fat lady and her cankles!

My boyfriend says I have cankles.