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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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conna blob

The hottest man you will ever come across with great hair great style and great personality. He is very hot and tall if you see him you will pass out no doubt. If your his gf damn I wish I was you. He is so

attractive you don't know. He had the cutest smile ever and is so fun. He is the finest man alive hopefully he will wife you up.
Girl 1: Dude conna blob is so ducking hot
Girl 2: For realz!
by secymama444 November 1, 2022
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connect four

Code term for sexual intercourse with one partner in which the male and female are physically connected in via four ways (genitals, hands, lips, mouth, etc.).

e.g. Vaginal coitus, holding both hands, and kissing on the lips simultaneously.
Guy 1: I played connect four with megan last night. Man that was so hot.

Guy 2: Damn that’s crazy bro, I can’t believe you guys did it!
by cloutforsale December 5, 2022
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
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Connecticut

Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.

Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.

As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
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connection

a connection is what a machine or person does in order to connect to something else
that robot and his friend man had a lot of trouble connection their thoughts together
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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cmonnnn

cmonnnn is a very good and well know re seller he is a apart of the lootnotify cookgroup and is probably the best re seller in there. cmonnnn also has a lot of fans such as apollo who is his biggest fan and admirers cmonnnns work. also cmonnnn use to be the proud owner of the jordan 1 black phantom travis scott’s.
cmonnnn is a top cooka
by loot notify March 9, 2023
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