fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011

breath mint (n/adj.)

1) something that is cool or fresh
2) someone that is cool or fresh

"I thought the dinner with her parents was gonna suck, but they were real breath mints, man."

by Butch Rosser April 28, 2005

Breathing through my elbows

To spend a large amount of time performing oral sex on a girl

Yo man, after meeting that chick on Friday I spent the rest of the night breathing through my elbows

by Maddhatr October 18, 2010

Built like a deep breath

You know how birds are built like a crow or whatever? Yeah, also take a deep breath you see how your upper body puffs out? Yeah but basically big on the top skinny on the bottom

“He/she built like a deep breath☠️”

by anonymous June 27, 2023

fire breathing snow dragon

when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere

tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date

by stink1 January 16, 2009

Deep Breathing Technique

When a guy gets sack-tapped so hard, he uses deep breathing to ease the pain and prevent himself from shedding a tear...

Romy was sack-tapped so hard, he used a deep breathing technique so he wouldn't cry like a bitch

by cubanazo24 October 3, 2012

How do you breathe?

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS! It is the action of simply inhaling and exhaling. which you take in oxygen(among other things) and your cells do some shit called cellular respiratory to take that gluten...Wait no, glucose, and make it carbon dioxide, the very thing that will kill us all. Your respiratory system then takes your shitty carbon dioxide and chucks it out of your system, A.K.A. exhaling, because your body knows that carbon dioxide is bad for you, and instead it hates you for paying more attention to your dick than literally any other part of your body. So in response to this, your body, and everyone else's, yeets that carbon dying-oxide into the atmosphere, which is a small contribution to climate change, but still is there. Still haven't taken a breath? Go to Google images and search, "cool images" and then scroll to the bottom, and when you see "Show more?" or "The rest of this may not be what you are searching for. Continue anyway?" and click yes, or whatever button is there for you to continue. Keep doing this until you have to take a breath, no matter how cool or not the images actually are.

Someone: Oh shit, I can't breathe...I'm dying...
Me: If you're talking this much, you are definitely breathing, don't make me tell you how to breathe.
That same someone: How do you-
*gunshot*
Me: How do you breathe? Try it now, it should be easier, since now there's nothing blocking your wind pipe, except a gaping hole. But that should work, right? Cause it just lets more air in, so that should make breathing even easier for you, right?
That same now dead someone: .
Me: Ok. Bye!

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023