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i've been to the vet

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
by Chuzzled July 23, 2017
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vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.
that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.
by green trump July 6, 2022
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Vet Verk

A derivative of “wet work”, the act of getting out in them streets and doing some serious non-criminal harassing of the preferred sex, with the end goal of ending the night with bodily fluid induced wet sheets.
Las Ratas finna do some vet verk in DTLA this Saturday night!
by Shandeezy October 18, 2019
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tiktok vet

A person/group of people who constantly comment on how good your home for your pet is or how healthy the animal looks normally giving negative feedback and always thinking they know better than you.
Man: *posts a tiktok of their pet with a somewhat suitable enclosure*
Tiktok vet: *comments negatively on it saying its way too small*
Man:"they are such a tiktok vet."
by Gamny August 17, 2022
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Vet

My cat is sick so I'm taking him to the vet.
by soswagsorad March 2, 2015
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no heavy vetting

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.
I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…
by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012
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Vet

The meaning for vet in the street is krash/crash dummy
Igh den vet
by Yxng.kory March 11, 2021
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