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patchy twat

A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.
I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!
by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020
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Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas
"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"
by enhoJ August 17, 2008
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Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?
by Mattaus Muller November 12, 2011
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TwahB

The 3 B's girls talk about... Boys, Beauty, and Bitches.
There will never be a day I meet a girl that doesn't talk about TwahB.
by Renee Hendrix March 27, 2015
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twap

Time-weighted average price. The average price of an asset over time.

TWAP is used by traders with high volume, executing the same size trade over and over during a span of time. This is done to not drain liquidity in a single trade. And to not affect market perceptions in a single trade.
He's twaping Bitcoin, selling $100k every minute.
by undertheradar May 20, 2021
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Twanna

a dark skinned high cheek bone beauty with curly hair who keeps it real at all times. She is very trust worthy, loyal and honorable; however if one gets on her bad side they better look out.
I aksed Twanna because I knew she would be honest with me.
by pretygurl September 12, 2013
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Picture twat

A person who looks like a total twat in all of their pictures.

A person who consistently poses "sexy" or whorish in all photos no matter who they are with or what the occasion. Only shows pictures from a flattering angle.

Can almost always be seen pouting their lips, giving the blow job face, or sticking out their chest. Looks much like a bimbo.

An obnoxious picture poser.

May look decent in pictures but not as attractive in person.

A person so shallow they have nothing more to offer than their "sexy" pictures.

Boring, typical and brainless. A waste of space and resources.
Wow at first I thought that girl was so pretty she could be a model, but then I realized she has no personality. She's only a picture twat.

Why does she look the same in all of her photos? What a picture twat!

Rachel: Omg! That poor girl! I think she has scoliosis and facial paralisis!

Trina: No no, she's just a picture twat.

Rachel: Wow! How lame!
by BeachBottoms78 December 2, 2009
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