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A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.
I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!
by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020
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