Definitions by Dressageimposter

patchy twat 

A spotted or paint equine displaying all tendencies of being devil's spawn or other antisocial behavior; A multi-coloured horse or pony that acts like a fuckwit.

I have metalwork in my wrist from the last patchy twat I rode. I won’t be doing that again!

patchy twat by Dressageimposter December 12, 2020