Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

toxting

Talking via textual communication. (A combination of talking and texting.)

Dude 1: Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was toxting my grandma on Skype.

n00b: What's Skype?

by greenmoss13 April 29, 2010

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Toasting Tigh

When a beloved television show leaps into the fantastic and violates the trust of the audience.

Similar to Jumping the Shark or Nuking the Fridge. This happens whenever writers get lazy and/or have run out of material. "Ron, I've run out of ideas, what should I do? I'm tired, I'm Toasting Tigh to meet the deadline."

by ezracorpse October 9, 2008