toasting

To place your penis 'twixt two slices of fresh bread - buttered, obviously - and offering it to the missus.

come here darling, i have a sandwich for you.....

by DirtySanchez April 11, 2004

Shit Stars

When someone has a hungry bum, pulling the pants out of the crack will create a stain. This stain will be in a star pattern, known as shit stars.

Think of the shit Stars from that fat mess.

by dirtysanchez April 03, 2008

Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn

that blonde kid. who rocks hard.

by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004

twotimes

when you dink a chick two times in a row. Splouge on her stomach and then throw it back inside.

"I'd hit that...... two times"

by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

Sias

A person with a dick longer than 6 inches and enjoys lesbians.

Sias.........nuf said.

by DirtySanchez August 23, 2003

cheesenutz

the night after sex. when a chick cum has dried around your balls.

"fuck, that chick gave me cheesenutz"

by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

monica lewensky

when a girl sucks u up

like when monica gave bill head

by dirtysanchez May 13, 2005