Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.

As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered

“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”

by “”” April 22, 2019

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Tossing it off

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving

What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?

by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

Midget Tossing

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

by Benge October 24, 2005