pope sloth
pope sloth by what are this November 14, 2013
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Sunday Sloth
An elderly driver who possesses a reaction time similar to the common sloth. They can be seen disregarding common traffic laws and cutting off other motorists most often on Sundays. They should clearly have their license revoked.
I wasn't able to make it to church this morning because a Sunday Sloth ran a stop sign and t-boned my car.
Sunday Sloth by Silky Muscles September 1, 2014
Pork Scotch Flu
A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
Pork Scotch Flu by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009
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sloth ass goon by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008
The Sloth
A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.
scotche
Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."
Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"
(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."
scotche by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009
Pork Scotch sandals
Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.
Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.
Pork Scotch sandals by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009