The sludge left behind by a girl after a night of sexual activity. The girl is often not the brightest or prettiest and is usually (but not always) riddled with AIDS or several other various STDs.
1. I've just seen your bedroom, that girl you brought back last night slatched everywhere!
2. "What smells?" "I've got that girls slatch all over my fingers, it stinks"
2. "What smells?" "I've got that girls slatch all over my fingers, it stinks"
by Taggy123 August 06, 2011
Get the slatch mug.She was so wasted on red bull and vodkas she tried to slap her ex in the face and he caught her nail instead, it was a wicked slatch.
by who did that January 02, 2008
Get the slatch mug.V. as in " to slatch". Slatching occurs when it gets to the messy end of a night and options for sex become limited. That's when you decide to slatch someone. An amalgam of the words "latch" and "slut" it refers to the process of picking out the sluttiest looking girl in the bar/nightclub/parking lot and attaching yourself to her, ie you "latch onto a slut"
by Riverboat Crew September 21, 2012
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Also known as a vagina of a slut.
Often used as an insult. i.e to someone who sleeps around or is acting like a complete cock.
Also known as a vagina of a slut.
Often used as an insult. i.e to someone who sleeps around or is acting like a complete cock.
by Jodasaurus November 04, 2010
Get the Slatch mug.(verb) To receive or catch something that is slid across a table or countertop such as a remote control or cigarette lighter. Also used to let an individual know of your intentions of any type of sliding action.
"You never slatch anything I try sliding over to you."
"Aye Chad, SLATCH!"
{while in the motion of sliding lighter}
"SLATCH ME!!"
"Of course I slaught the remote control, how else do you think I corked my finger?"
"She slatches about 90% of the objects slid her way."
"If you'd start slatching them I'd slide more at once!"
"Aye Chad, SLATCH!"
{while in the motion of sliding lighter}
"SLATCH ME!!"
"Of course I slaught the remote control, how else do you think I corked my finger?"
"She slatches about 90% of the objects slid her way."
"If you'd start slatching them I'd slide more at once!"
by PostTophMortem June 18, 2017
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