Shitbant

Someone who has no banter. Can not comprehend basic joking and sarcasm. Someone very boring

Me to Dan- Ben is a proper shitbant
Dan to me- I know right he’s so boring

by Fatdeekyboi June 5, 2018

Shitlationship

A relationship that is going through a shitty patch.

I'm in a shitlationship with my boyfriend who doesn't spend anytime with me anymore.

by HugglezB September 29, 2018

Shitastrophe

When someone is not clean during anal sex

It was her first time having anal sex. Omg it was a shitastrophe

by Black Butter January 26, 2019

shitblazed

When you are drunk and high af the same time

Those shots and blunts got me feelin shitblazed.

by gandalfthepink February 23, 2019

Shitastrophe

An avoidable unpleasant event that becomes a catastrophe then escalates into a shit show.

When left with no choice but to turn the presentation over to his incompetent colleague, James worried that the annual business meeting would turn from a necessary but boring report out to a shitastrophe, and he was correct.

by SMBR June 29, 2019

ShitBagTittyFuck

a bitch that fucked up super fucking hard and everybody is laughing at him so he gos to kill himself

that lil ShitBagTittyFuck is gay as shit

by randummy December 12, 2019

Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.

Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.

by panic.dump November 28, 2020