by SchlongPongium November 13, 2013
Get the schlong pong mug.The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.
Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"
by xWhatDa December 5, 2022
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A Real whopper cock, A veritable Mega Wang, If caught in its magnum nut blast(tm) it will atomize you in a cummy detonation and a nut flood will fill all neighbouring countries.
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Bassed off "long distance relationship"
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
Get the Schlong Distance Relationship mug.A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.
I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker
by Acey December 3, 2005
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