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Rowling

A set of 'coincidences' that are too many to truly be coincidental. Usually revolving around one person.
Sappho "Hey did you hear that Author was named after the guy who created Conversion Therapy? I also noticed they don't promote their Gay characters anymore"
Brick "Yeah, they helped out a Homophobic Right-Wing Christian recently too. It kinda tracks; they set up their charity with a big homophobe"
Helga "Oh but it gets better, after that they tried to defend themselves by saying multiple gay people supported her by speaking over gay voices."
Sappho "Such a Rowling, am I right?"
by AberGirl March 13, 2022
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Rowling

Someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so dissapointed to even say their name. Unspeakable dissapointment.
by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023
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Rowl

To rowl (v.) – To create popular fiction that, intentionally or not, reinforces harmful stereotypes, often leading to controversy and backlash.

Example: "The fantasy novel rowled its way onto bestseller lists despite criticism for its outdated depictions of certain groups."
"The fantasy novel rowled its way onto bestseller lists garnering criticism for it's outdated depictions of certain groups with names like Ching Chang and it's antisemitic depictions al a Gringotts."
by Dragalope February 18, 2025
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rowlinged

To have your argument destroyed so completely that everyone who sees it is embarrassed for you.

Derived from Joanne (J.K.) Rowling's tendency to do this to trolls on Twitter.
1.
"Hey great presentation on bats...only-"
"What?"
"Bats aren't bugs."
"I just Rowlinged myself didn't I?"

2. Internet Person: "Thank you so much for writing Harry Potter. I wonder why you said that Dumbledore is gay because I can't see him that way.

J.K. Rowling: "Maybe because gay people look just like...people?"

Me: "Oh! Rowlinged!"
by flashwildecard April 1, 2016
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JK Rowling

Staunchly religious.
Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
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