When YouTube goes down and you have no other way to avoid school or work, so you go to (insert porn site here) and jack away
Guy 1: Man, ever since YouTube went down I haven't been able to procrastinate properly!
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
Guy 2: Have you tried procrasturbation?
Guy 1: Sounds like a good idea
by cankobyngite October 16, 2018
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"Hey Dom hows the job-hunting"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
"haven't done any yet been procrasterbating over anything remotely sexual all day"
by Dom 'word smith' myers May 6, 2010
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The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's
My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".
by Jacob F; November 7, 2007
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by loserlord12 August 23, 2011
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Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
by Chispatr April 18, 2010
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Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.
Todd and I were meant to be studying, but after seeing some adult scenes on tv we had to start brocrasturbating.
by The brocrasturbator October 25, 2009
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