penis probation

a word started when a group of girls got fed up w/ their men's behavior therefore set out to punish them! That's right! No hj's, no bj's, and definetly no sex for you fellas! Not gonna happen! Not tonight, not for the next 25 yrs of your lives!! Jk...it's been proven the girls are the ones that seem to cave in on their own rule b/c we're so deprived....

He didn't call me for 3 weeks, Mandy! That's aight..just put him on penis probation!

by FeD Up June 27, 2004

probation

Set amount of time for some reason.

Usually set with a FELONY COMMITTED BY A MINOR

by Larstait November 6, 2003

Proboscis

a large, protruding nose, often associated with areeb.

1. Holy hell!! Look at his proboscis!!
2. Cyrano de Bergiac had an intensely large proboscis.

by JayDrk August 21, 2008

ProBoards

A free message board service created and owned by Patrick Clinger.

I made my post on a ProBoards forum.

by Relentless July 27, 2005

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

Probother

This is a combination of the two words Problem and Bother!
I was doing an interview and when the interviewer said "thanks guys" my friend said "No problem". So i went to say no problem but then the word bother came across my mind so i said..."No Probother"
:D

"Thats no probother"
"Now thats going to be a probother"

by ShadowBramby February 20, 2009

Probowned

PROBOWNED (Probe-Owned)

The resulting humiliation or act of being owned in regard to the ownership of a ford probe. Although the car was only available circa 1989-1997, the earlier model owned.... The harsher the humiliation.

When chicks don't hang out with guys based solely on the fact they own a ford probe.

i.e.

Dean: "Hey Babe, wanna go to the drive-in"
Penelope: "Get lost you dirt-bag!"
Chet: "You just got Probowned Bro...."

by Chuck Huntington September 11, 2009