penalty phase

The predictable 12-16 hour after-mexican-food, high-activity bathroom period, during which an asshole transplant becomes a serious consideration.

oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!

by YAWA January 5, 2020

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.

Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Phablet

A phone/tablet

The Dell Streak is a phablet.

by AssimilationSuccessful January 19, 2011

phase shift

1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.

2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.

1. "this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i've been phase shifting to slow her ass down."

2. "pull the fucking van over kevin i know you are fucking phase shifting right now you fucker."

by TeddyPendergass January 14, 2010

Pharelle

A short, cute, funny girl usually with a big forehead, she is down to earth and makes your day, she always says what’s on her mind and is sweeter than sugar

“Did you see her face, I think she’s a pharelle.”

by Jonathan Swaller May 24, 2019

pharel

Pharel is a great person and has a lovely personality and he's most likely black

Hi pharel
Hi Armahni

by Guccilol September 28, 2019

phaedo

A canine that believes the soul is immortal and that death is merely the soul's release from it's temporary physical bonds.

Yesterday my dog logically argued to the cat that learning is really a recollection of knowledge that was known before birth, he's a real phaedo.

by joe_cougar April 12, 2009