phaedo

A canine that believes the soul is immortal and that death is merely the soul's release from it's temporary physical bonds.

Yesterday my dog logically argued to the cat that learning is really a recollection of knowledge that was known before birth, he's a real phaedo.

by joe_cougar April 12, 2009

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

Phandom

A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult

The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.

by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Phandom

A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all

The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out

by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018

Phandom

The hell hole known as a fanbase for popular YouTuber dorks Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Many members of the phandom ship phan

The phandom is a crazy community full of over analysists and people from the ages 12-21 who come for the cute boys and English accents and stay for the accidental innuendos and existential crisis.

And remember, don't cry, craft.

Becky: "Oh my god the phandom is everywhere, they're so fucking annoying."

Jessica: Shut up, Becky! No one asked you! *hugs copy of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire*

by aorosess July 23, 2016

Phandom

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is to innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'
Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'
Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'
Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

by TheUltimatePhanMember August 21, 2016