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phases of elvis 

The stages that legendary performer Elvis Presley has gone through.

1) Young Elvis
2) Fat Elvis
3) Dead and Rotting Elvis
Ed, Rick, and Rich went to the Halloween party as the phases of Elvis. Rick was young Elvis, Rich was fat Elvis, and Ed was dead and rotting Elvis.
phases of elvis by Hot East February 20, 2009
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Phatest brain nut 

Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.
Prabesh since ancient Mesopotamia means "really funny or hysterical." It describes the person as comical or identifies him as a comedian.
Yo look man, that dude is really a Prabesh.
Prabesh by Anonymous Leader January 24, 2021
The act of hunting and killing wild animals as a sign of pre-historic human living style.. People who believe in hunting for life.
I prabeshed a bamboo at its eye and that deer just fell to the ground.
Prabesh by Hsebarp July 14, 2009

Phases of Humor 

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Phaness is a person that is rough on the outside but sweet on the inside. It takes time for them to warm up to other people but is very nice to the people that are close to them. They are also a person a girl would want when you are upset. He loves to make music and want to make it in the music industry. They are also the type of person who will always support you.
I miss you phaness
Phaness by Therealkaye December 6, 2020