Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Pear-y

a pear-shaped body

Dude, you're pear-y like Homer Simpson hahahahah!!!

by PrimeMJ November 27, 2013

Peaches & Pears

Being in a state of absolute awareness while evrybody else around you is dead tired.

David: Forgive me for screwing up it's like 4:30 in the morning.
Bill: Speak for yourself I'm all Peaches & Pears over here.

by Bystander Bill May 9, 2013

sewer pear

A large and often rotund turd

This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

by randy fitzpatrick July 13, 2010

Grow a pear

To grow a pear is to start acting like a man and suck it up or get over it.

DUMPIE- she just broke up with me!
FRIEND- dude just grow a pear and suck it up.
OR:
BOYFRIEND- blah blah blah
PISSED GIRLFRIEND- listen, when you grow a pear call me back!

by Bball babe November 29, 2010

Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Pear-shaped

very wrong, unrescuable.
'Pear-shaped' is an RAF euphemism for 'tits-up', which is itself a euphemism for 'dead'.
The Oxford dictionary definition cites an RAF source in 1983. I was an RAF pilot in 1983. The reason no-one will confirm the meaning officially is that it's rude, hence the rubbish about aerobatics. Loops that go wrong are egg-shaped, and have always been referred to as such.

Sorry chaps, tonight's session has gone pear-shaped. The bus is broken and 4 of the lads have been nabbed for night flying.

by Al Beback September 1, 2012