Beer

helping ugly people have sex.

after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass

by booboo1 July 09, 2009

beer

A beverage that cannot be purchased; only rented.

You can't buy beer. You can only rent it.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

BEER

Crap that people drink gallons of so they can do crazy shit, have bad hangovers, and die of heart disease.

You see that guy who just collapsed on the sidewalk? I don't feel sorry for him. He drank like 25 1-liter glasses of beer last night.

by dj gs68 September 23, 2003

beer

Tasty alcoholic drink, thats cool and refreshing- traditional British Drink

Yo! Coming down the pub?
-Yeh, in a minuite
-Cool, i'll get the beers in

by Mr. 1980s March 17, 2005

beer

beer is yeast piss (along with co2 which is more like yeasy farts)

beer makes the plants grow

by jonhomebrewer January 02, 2004

beer

1. A drink that makes you warm, drowsy, and fun. Then, come the hangovers...

2. A drink you drink normaly, or, your drink. What you drink all the time.

1. Dude! I had so much beer last night! I have such a hang-over!!!

2. Dude 1: Hey man, what's your beer?
Dude 2: My beer is (insert name brand here)!

by JoeMarcello November 04, 2007

Beer

google says its a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops. But i think its a wonderfull concoction made to escape the pressures of everyday life.

Bud Light - Good Night

by Joey B July 07, 2005