Jewish House Arrest 

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

Jewish House Arrest by polbo December 31, 2010

jewish married 

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

jewish married by AK_Jew March 23, 2011

Jewish Slug 

A firm, slow handjob.

Gina knew that Alexander likes it firm so when she realized that he was about to cum, she gripped him hard, slowed down, and teased him with a Jewish Slug until he begged for release.

Jewish Slug by GripItAndRipIt February 25, 2014

Jewish pancake 

When you put you breasts up against the window at a boys bar mitzvah and loudly sing "to the windows,to the walls!"

Becky Jewish pancaked on Saturday because tommy dared her

Jewish pancake by Ben Dover May 11, 2014

Jewish Hula Hoop 

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

Jewish Hula Hoop by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014

Jewish Hotdog 

Name for a pine cone

Quan Cena is a Jewish Hotdog

Jewish Hotdog by Alex mean boy bench warmer May 8, 2017

Jewish Story 

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

Jewish Story by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018