goochner

The valley between the benis and the balls

"he had a fat goochner"

by Goochner January 26, 2024

Goochinka

The gooch of a chinese man

White man: May I sniff your goochinka

Chinese man: Yess Daddy

by Chinck rizz July 25, 2024

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

Goochin'

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?

by Ourgh April 17, 2024

Gooched

If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.

Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."

Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"

by Mothbby226 May 20, 2024

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.

‘Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
‘Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’

by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025