Grunt Fruit

Shit aka turds. Feces/Defecation.

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

magical fruit tree

a man hangs out of a tree with his penis hanging down life a piece of fruit and then a lady walks under and gives it a blowy.

i just had a magical fruit tree and it was great

by yeeticus deleticus September 10, 2019

funky fruit

A colloquial description of fruit that is right on the edge of rotten.

Man, those bananas definitely qualify as funky fruit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Ate The Fruit

To masturbate

*Could also say: Eat the Fruit*

Girl: I ate the fruit last night and there was alot of juice

Boy: The pulp squirted all over the place after the Ate the Fruit this morning.

by TJMoney91094 April 19, 2011

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis July 6, 2016

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011