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forking

the act of scratching your back with a fork. the longer, the better. Also can be used for scratching of the ass, as well as balls, just be careful not to scratch to hard.
Dave, stop forking your ass!
by kate mctiernan August 12, 2007
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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!
Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.
by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009
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forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.
"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.
by C November 23, 2003
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Formanger

1. Another name for a homosexual. Often referred to as "form'd." Signs that someone might be a formanger are: Always talking about "taking it up the ass," or even if they say something like, "I suck dick all night."
2. Someone's bitch. Formanger's usually will do anything from pay you to suck your penis for your own pleasure, (although to be a formanger, they will enjoy it secretly.).

3. A man whore. Will accept pennies in exchange for intercourse. Formangers tend to hit on everything that moves.
4. Formanging someone is when you have sex with a girl/guy in the ass, then when you have reached your climax you cum all over your partners' elbows. Then your partner claps his/her elbows together.
1. That guy is such a form...

He had sex with a formanger last night!
2. a sex slave
3. a man whore.
4. Try it out.
by HellaSex November 24, 2009
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Forkaznia

A top tier gamer. Elite in puzzle games and quick with strategies that help either themselves or their team win. Friendly with everyone, except their opponents.
Myth: “go easy on me, I know your a forkaznia”

Me: “go easy?! Then there’s no point in playing!”
by Queen_Live August 26, 2021
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forking

The act of placing many forks, tine side up in a lawn.

1) A deliberate expression of anger or hatred to another specifically to indicate the person has a forked tongue (is a liar) and cannot be trusted. Color of forks used is significant. Black and red exhibit negative feelings. i.e.: Black=mal-intentioned threat, bodily harm or misfortune. Red=anger.

2) When innocuous or in good spirit, this prank typically involves white plastic institutional forks or may use colors representing a school or fraternal organization.
1) The forking took place during the night when they placed black forks in the yard to symbolize the fact that this person had lied in court for personal gain at the expense of another.

2) Students strategically placed close to 35,000 plastic forks into the lawn of their school grounds on June 6, 2004. To pull off a forking of this magnitude, it took a full school year of planning and 50 participants. The legendary senior prank landed them on MTV.
by Internet Intel December 9, 2008
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