dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

Derek Shepherd

Derek Shepherd was a hot freaking neurosurgeon at Grey-Sloan Memorial. He did the impossible everyday.

Person 1: WOW, look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah he’s okay, but he nothing compared to Derek Shepherd!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Derek

Can sing high. Like this.

Bow bow I'm Derek and I can sing high like thiiiiis and I can sing hiiigh hiiigh

by dereksinginghighlikethis October 19, 2020

Dingle-Dork

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".

Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"

by Robert Wicker October 29, 2007

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.

Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.

by Locker June 11, 2007

Dork Stamp

The act of hitting someone forehead when they have said or done something so stupid it defies logic.

Bob: Hey I was sending you a text but I sent it to myself instead.

Sally: That is worth a Dork Stamp...you retard....

by CakieWakie October 14, 2009

Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005