Dickstraction

Distraction caused by someone with a penis.

Wow, Shelly! Stay away from that Roger! He's such a dickstraction!

by SadSally33 August 27, 2016

Dicksome

Is a group of dicks kissing and trying to fuck sausages while doing math.

We need to have a dicksome to finish our math.

by Zebrasare4real November 26, 2016

Dickstressed

When you're agitated because you have blue balls

"Miley got me so dickstressed, she grinded on me with her non-existent ass all night"

by Bellbun August 13, 2017

Dickstracted

When a man sees a very attractive woman while someone else is talking to them and aren't able to focus on what the other person is saying.

Sorry Jim, I was dickstracted by that gorgeous woman that just walked by. What did you say?

by MurseMayn September 30, 2017

Dickstract

Process of Extraction of a dick

Emily - " OMG I found my boyfriend cheating on me"
Shae - babe you better dickstract him

by Kleanere October 4, 2018

Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.

When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!

by Guiostifer December 15, 2018

Dickstracted

When the dick be hard and you lose all self control and spend all your money. But the girl doesnt put out.

"So wait... yall had sex. But when she kissed you, you spent money?"
"No. I spent money because I was dickstracted by the kiss..."

by Artichoke Slam January 9, 2019