Steeler fan #1: Did you hear Doug Brien tried to shoot himself in the head?
Steeler fan #2: No. What happened?.
Steeler fan #1: He missed wide left.
Steeler fan #2: Go Stillers!
Steeler fan #2: No. What happened?.
Steeler fan #1: He missed wide left.
Steeler fan #2: Go Stillers!
by Uncle Hal September 27, 2005
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Get the Conan O'Brien mug.originating in Middletown, Rhode Island, O'Brien is arguably one of the worst math teachers to ever live. He style, looks, and personality are some of the worst you will ever see. His teaching style consists of going over the material until he remembers how to do it well enough to grade a quiz, then quizzing. Whether or not his students understand it means nothing to him, and for this reason he is possibly the most hated teacher on the whole Aquidnick Island.
Extremely fond of the number "0", as it is the only grade he enjoys giving.
Also known to creep on certain innocent girls through entire class periods/school years
Extremely fond of the number "0", as it is the only grade he enjoys giving.
Also known to creep on certain innocent girls through entire class periods/school years
Student A- Fuck man, I have O'Brien for Honors Algebra II!
Student B- Oh, dude, that blows. Enjoy failure...
O'Brien- So you put this here, and don't skip steps, OR ITS A ZERO! Oh wait, I did it wrong...and I skipped a step...ITS STILL A ZERO FOR YOU!
Student 1-Wait, I don't understand this, could you go over it?
O'Brien-NO! Quiz time!
Student B- Oh, dude, that blows. Enjoy failure...
O'Brien- So you put this here, and don't skip steps, OR ITS A ZERO! Oh wait, I did it wrong...and I skipped a step...ITS STILL A ZERO FOR YOU!
Student 1-Wait, I don't understand this, could you go over it?
O'Brien-NO! Quiz time!
by ih8himlol April 11, 2010
Get the O'Brien mug.A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.
Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.
by DAR4652 August 28, 2006
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Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.
by Allen C August 2, 2007
Get the Conan O'Brien mug.Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.
Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.
see Goldwasser.
Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.
see Goldwasser.
Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.
"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"
"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"
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