Beans

A woman who loves a man unconditionally and will do anything that he wants...Forever. i.e.-cooking, cleaning, giving head, and sex.

This Beans over here wants to cook me dinner. And I was all like "hells yeah".

by Beanies July 30, 2008

Beans

Beans are an amazing phenomenon bc i have them. They are an great source of enjoyment and pleasure. “Beans” is also an acronym for:
B alls
E njoyment
A ss
N aked
S ex

Man: Hey babe, wanna have some beans tonight
Woman: Oh yeah, I love it when you do this.

🍑🍆

by Kaanabanana December 13, 2019

beans

(Interjection) An exclamation in a good or bad situation. May also be used as "hot beans"

"Dude, I just got my report card back, and I got honors!"
"Hot beans! Me too!"

by Death Slushie November 14, 2003

beans

steroids

Have you seen him lately? He's huge. He's definitely on the beans.

by chewbacca's cousin August 12, 2008

Beans

the flesh that hangs from a woman's vagina...said woman has had so much sex that her "elasticity" is pretty much gone.

No, dude, don't fuck her, I heard she had beans.

by Red January 9, 2003

beans

noun; slang for an american football

My bestfriend and I like to go out and flick beans after a few drinks.

Jimmy got a cramp flicking beans last weekend.

by Dirty Yank March 21, 2004

beans

nickname for kid at Peoria Heights High School

Yo Beans whats happenin?

by Paul Denney February 19, 2005