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blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle
(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn
by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010
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Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011
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DDS Baiting

a type of troll meme used to bait Philippine President Duterte's fanbase commonly referred to as DDS (Duterte Diehard Supporters) into believing that a famous international personality (celebrity, politician, influencer etc), be it alive or dead, is in support or commends the actions and achievements of the president.

eg. (in a meme format, accompanied by the picture of a particular personality) "I commend President Digong for his undying love and support for his countrymen and fellow Filipinos. He is the epitome of a great leader every country needs." -Billie Eilish, American singer
Man, this meme page's shitposts are gold. DDS baiting memes always cracks me up.
by lesbowser March 20, 2020
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Holy Ghost Batting

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
by JPL #2 October 23, 2022
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Iowa Banging

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.
by Skew19 January 18, 2010
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Banging Shit

Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'
Person: This shit just turned banging.

or

Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!
by Rebbs July 9, 2010
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banging like a biscuit

something that is delicious or amazing

(PVP SAAAN!!)

eg:cookies,apples,bananas,cake and pizza
banging like a biscuit:cookies,cake,apples,pizza,bananas and other things
by creeperdudeable March 22, 2013
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