aloter

when you love someone more than words can explain

Brooke loves Arturo aloter

by BrookeheartsArturo June 7, 2007

Ablution

- (In Islam) procedure for washing parts of the body using

water, typically in preparation for formal prayers

called in Arabic "Wudu".

When Muslims perform ablution they wash the face once,

wash both the arms including the elbows once,

Perform masah (the act of ritually cleaning the head or feet with a small amount of water, running the wet hands over the head or feet before prayer) of one-fourth of the head, and finally wash both the feet once up to and including the ankles.

by Iyad Mahdood January 25, 2013

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

Alotabit

Something you say when you don't want to admit to loving something way to much.

Erick: "Dude, there sure is alot of Pink in your room...you must like it alot."
Mike: "Naw, i like it but just abit."
Erick: *Gives him the 'I dont believe you' look*
Mike: "Alright i like it Alotabit...." *admits shamelessly*
=P xxx

by Movies>Reality_112 April 23, 2009

i've got a bad feeling aboot this

I have a bad feeling about this but only, this is how canadians would say it.

"Come on do it!" canadian #1.
"But, i've got a bad feeling aboot this!" canadian #2.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

abotripon

What you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant, you don't have $500, and neither of you wants to be a parent. Thus a homebrewed do-it-yourself method of removing the fetus is required.

"Billy, I'm pregnant. Go get a liter of whiskey and a wire hanger, we're gonna have ourselves an abotripon tonight"

by briantech2 September 21, 2008