Definitions by CalmerDiscourse

Abbottism 

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

Abbottism by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

dotzle 

dotzle: to eliminate enterprise users from your product's user base by adopting release strategies designed specifically to infuriate corporate IT departments.

Firefox was seeing increasing adoption in the enterprise until it was Dotzled

dotzle by CalmerDiscourse August 23, 2011

Aquaenmity 

Hostility towards the consumption of bottled water usually accompanied by ambivalence towards the consumption of other bottled refreshments.

Chloe harboured aquaenmity for Jason because he was drinking bottled water. She thought nothing of the cola she was drinking herself.

Aquaenmity by CalmerDiscourse October 24, 2009

philterphile 

one whose obsessive totalitarian tendencies leads them to advocate mandatory filtering of everyone else's Internet feed.

You, sir, are a philterphile!

philterphile by CalmerDiscourse January 13, 2008