Tess

Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.

Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.

by tabac28 February 13, 2024

Tess

An attractive young white Tesla girl with long colored hair.

I see Peggy Sue at the bus stop every morning, she's a tess.

by Herr Gietlbe February 20, 2024

Tess

Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.

Woah there’s tess
Bro look she’s tess-maxxing

by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024

Tess

Tess absolutely gorgeous on the outside and most of the inside.Super intelligent and super flirty.she can become anyone's friend in minutes and get any male to do what she barks at them.Known to reside within the dv,shes got more IVO'S on blokes than she's had hot dinners and is the OG of homewreckers.An absolute nuisance/embracement to the people closest to her. Makes it so hard to care for someone who just doesn't care about anything or anyone.Anyways if you are to meet this succubus then Beware and at all cost AVOID!!
This is one Harlot you don't want having you address.
With an endless amount of personality disorders she is the ultimate manipulator and can and will destroy you and anyone close to you lives.
I hope you never encounter this witch but don't fuck around with cause you will find out.
God Bless...

Jess:"Hey isn't that Tess from CLC"

Tara:"Yeah quick get back to the car before she asks for money again"....
Jess"Fuck that ho"

by Limpdickie2024 November 27, 2024

Tess.

Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.

Tess.

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022

Tess Holiday

When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.

This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".

Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".

by Anathemata September 23, 2021

Tess St. John

A goated calc teacher.

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!

by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022