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starter girl

A girl that's typically ugly and hopeless of getting a decent man in her lifetime and is used to practice sexual experiences so that one may be experienced for the future.
Have you got a starter girl yet?
by LyingEyes March 25, 2007
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Starter Bling

1. Decorative elements used to enhance the appearance of an individual or vehicle, but which fall short of being the truly desirable, attention-getting, show-off elements the owners think they are.

2. Cheaper "knock-off" or lower-grade versions of trendy decorations or jewelry designed to show off wealth. Due to the inherent contradiction (cheap stuff to show off wealth?), a somewhat ridiculous expenditure of effort.
1. Lookit that guy thinkin' he's so cool - he's got 14" faux-chrome spinners on a 1995 Honda. That's just some poseur-ass STARTER BLING!

2. My 15-year-old niece wanted me to take her to the mall so she could get some STARTER BLING, so I bought her a bracelet with about 100 cubic zirconias on it.
by POP944 January 24, 2006
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starter-stash

1. The sad, pathetic and always disgusting beginings of a moustache,
a starter-stash specifically refers to pubescent boys.
Tina: Hey check out that hunk!
Trixie: EW yeah right look at his starter-stash, looks like he got into a garden of pubes!
Tina: GAG, yur right.
by luxla November 15, 2007
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startegy

A plan to begin a project, a strategy relating to a new undertaking or enterprise; mistyping strategy but pretending you meant it
Ok, it's day one of our business and we need a startegy to get some customers.
by KMF2015 April 1, 2015
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stratle

To sit or ride an object
Bob really stratled that horse, if ya know what i mean
by hooter man May 28, 2015
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Shartlek

A variation of running interval session 'fartlek' performed while suffering from runner's bowel. The intervals and speed are determined by the need for a toilet stop and the likelihood of shitting oneself while running.
I went for a run last night, guts felt awful so it turned into a proper shartlek session.
by Raspy32 June 17, 2016
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starter bro

The type of guy a woman dates during her directionless phase and not caring whether or not he is a fully functioning adult with aspirations beyond being a basic fuckboy. More likely than not she is dating him till it gets boring and her ambitions will carry her elsewhere while he tries to recapture the glory of his adolescence but with no actual plan beyond where to "get lit." This is the guy that if a woman's period is late while dating him, she will legitimately panic because the thought of keeping him is absolutely opposite to the concept of a healthy relationship or for that matter a partnership in co-parenting.
by ShoNuff77 May 16, 2017
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