Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012

Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

Spoogling

Using Google as a Spell Check. More specifically the "Did You Mean?"/Suggestions features to spell words or names. Either because you don't know how to spell or because your Cell Phone's predictive text didn't have the word, making you second guess how something is spelled.

One wants to change his/her Facebook status to "falling in class is SOO embarrassing", but doesn't want to be emberased by missplelling embarasing, so one Spoogles it very quickly to double check. Hence Spoogling.

by GT40Spec August 16, 2009

Sprogging

The act of running slower than a sprint but faster than a jog.

A: "Yo... what do you do with those running shoes? You are not spring-chicken."
B: "Sprogging... slower than a sprint but faster than a jog."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Sprouting Flower

Male ball trick that requires pushing the penis downward into the abdomen and pulling the ball sack over it. When the ball sack is carefully pulled back down, the penis slowly sprouts back to glory.

After nailing The Flying Squirrel, James brought down the house with his Sprouting Flower.

by akaakbar October 16, 2009

spouting

A sex act where one partner fills their mouth with liquid (such as water), and then performs oral sex on the other partner, forcefully ejecting the liquid from their mouth onto/into their partner's genitals as they do so.

I had to clean the sheets last night after I gave some spouting to jenny!

by ps132 August 12, 2014