selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.

Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 2, 2006

Selfish Woman

A selfish woman has the idea that everything revolves around them

Most selfish woman are uneducated, lazy and dependent on her parents.
They could never survive without the help of men.
It's a proven fact.

by seeu August 14, 2006

Selfish Whore

Someone who only cares about themselves, or who they're recently banging. They don't have soul's and all they do is complain because nothing is ever enough.

Wow, that girl is such a selfish whore!

by KiddThePrincess December 16, 2011

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

a man's selfie

A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.

Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

selfie shadow

When you're taking a picture of yourself and the device is casting a shadow on your face. Disrupts casual vibe in selfies.

Did you see Mary's Instagram? Like, totes selfie shadow.

by Instagay September 6, 2013